{"id":7244,"date":"2023-02-14T18:09:44","date_gmt":"2023-02-14T21:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.n5now.com\/pistacchio-habla-desde-la-carcel\/"},"modified":"2023-02-14T18:21:45","modified_gmt":"2023-02-14T21:21:45","slug":"pistacchio-habla-desde-la-carcel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.n5now.com\/en\/pistacchio-habla-desde-la-carcel\/","title":{"rendered":"Pistacchio speaks from jail"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Pistacchio was in prison for a crime he didn&#8217;t commit (like those of Brigade A, but without that weird dubbing they did when they had to say Melinda&#8217;s last name).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bored of waiting for a Chapo Guzm\u00e1n-type movie rescue, he focused on organizing a more literary one.<br>He decided to fake his death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>For this he had an accomplice abroad who would send him some pills with the opposite effect.<br>The first (blue) would act almost instantly, paralyzing its members and reducing its metabolism to a minimum. Any observer would consider him dead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>The red, very slow acting, would revive it a few hours later.<br>The problem is that his accomplice was what is known in distinguished circles as a &#8220;thermos head&#8221; who, throwing the bottle out the window at him in the darkest of nights, yells at him &#8220;I put two of each in case in the dark you lose some\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>So Pistacchio faced the following dilemma.<br>There is absolutely nothing to be seen and he has a bottle with four pills, two of each color.<br>He must take a red and a blue. If he takes two of the same color he dies.<br>Pistacchio solved the problem with his usual speed and efficiency, and on his way out he dug up the treasure belonging to a certain Faria.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-1024x641.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-1024x641.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-300x188.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-768x481.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-1536x962.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-150x94.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-696x436.jpeg 696w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-1068x669.jpeg 1068w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11-671x420.jpeg 671w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-18.15.11.jpeg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Could you explain how he did it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scroll for the answer!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What Pistacchio needs to do is cut the pills in half. As he splits a pill, he places one half in his mouth and the other half separates into the vial. When he has repeated this process with all four pills, he will have consumed a total of 1 red and 1 blue pill (two halves of each).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"512\" src=\"https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-1024x512.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-1024x512.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-300x150.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-768x384.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-1536x768.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-150x75.jpeg 150w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-696x348.jpeg 696w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-1068x534.jpeg 1068w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13-840x420.jpeg 840w, https:\/\/785-cms-cdn.azureedge.net\/n5cmsblob\/2023\/02\/WhatsApp-Image-2023-02-14-at-17.59.13.jpeg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pistacchio was in prison for a crime he didn&#8217;t commit (like those of Brigade A, but without that weird dubbing they did when they had to say Melinda&#8217;s last name). 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